Kitsune Noir is Migrating

So it’s official, Kitsune Noir has outgrown it’s britches. Over the last year Kitsune Noir has done some serious growing, going from one of those random blogs out in the web to being in the top 8,000 of all of ‘em. Because of this, the server I’m on currently is starting to prove rather… unreliable. So I’m now in the process of moving to a Media Temple server, which means the reliability of the site will pretty much never come into question. It also means things will load faster, and everyone should be happy.

But over the next few days, things might be a little screwy, so I just wanted to warn everyone. Come Monday, everything should be beautiful and we can put this silly incident behind us. Thanks again for everyone for their amazing support and friendship, without all of you readers this wouldn’t be half as fun.


Bobby Solomon

March 26, 2008 / By

The Desktop Wallpaper Project featuring Jean Jullien

Jean Jullien Wallpaper - iPhone, iPad, Desktop

Jean Julien

Greetings from Florida! I hope everyone is having as good of a time as I am! By the time you read this I’ll be kayaking through the mangrove trees down in the Keys.

But it’s still Wednesday, so I’m still obligated to hook you guys up with an awesome wallpaper. And like I mentioned last week, this week’s wallpaper is a slight departure from the last few weeks. The wallpaper above was created by the extremely talented Jean Jullien, a London based artist and designer. I posted about Jean early this year after seeing the amazing ongoing visual diary he keeps.

Something about the way Jean creates reminds me a lot of Michel Gondry, like he just creates all the things pop into his head. Looking through his site I fell in love with all of the amazing papercraft things he came up with, so I asked him to use that skill to create an awesome wallpaper. I totally love what he came up with, totally effective and beautiful and works really well as a desktop wallpaper. I also really like that it’s handmade, getting away from computers for a little bit.

On a sidenote, I asked some French friends about why the words shooting of the gun says “PAN!” instead of “BANG!”? Turns out it’s the cultural difference. In France they say PAN! instead of BANG! to make the sound of a gun, much like dogs say something other than BARK! in other countries. I always love learning little things like that.

I hope you all enjoy the wallpaper and check back next week for another awesome wallpaper.

Bobby Solomon

March 26, 2008 / By

Kitsune Noir Fights Alligators

Yesterday Jeff, his Bubbie (or grandmother as some might call her) and I took an epic journey through the Everglades here in Florida. We started off the trip at a little place called Buffalo Tiger’s which gave airboat rides throughout the swamp.

Our tour guide was named Elvis, a native who had gold teeth and a Dallas Cowboy’s shirt. I believe that his grandfather was the original owner of the tour. He took us out on the water and we started flying among the reeds and plants. We ended up coming across a mother gator and her babies, and we fed them for a little while along with the birds. It was crazy to be so close to such a scary, dangerous animal like that, he couldn’t have been more than 6 feet away from the boat.

That was, until we came across the next alligator, which I was less than 2 feet away from, as you can see from the photo above. Elvis was an amazing guide and he fed the all of the alligators bread. One of the things he showed us was that when anything hits the alligator’s tongue is that their mouth closes immediately, as he demonstrated with some bread. I didn’t have any bread, only hands, so I didn’t get to try this out for myself.

After the took us to a place called Tear Island, which had several really old chickee huts still on it. As our boat pulled up to the dock, a pair of raccoons ran up to our boat, looking for food everywhere. Their names were Kujo and Teardrop, and they looked like they came straight out of a Disney cartoon. Teardrop was the father of Kujo and only had 3 legs. Kujo had a piece of of his mouth missing, but they were absolutely adorable, and almost like dogs. We got to feed them bread and pet them, they were totally tame and it was really fun.

We went a couple more places, but that’s pretty much the gist of it. I’ve posted the best photos onto my Flickr account, and some of them under the cut as well, so check them out. Also be sure to check out the DWP tomorrow!

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Bobby Solomon

March 25, 2008 / By

Florida Is Wet

Hello everyone.
I’m totally exhausted at the moment, the last two days have gone by really fast so far, but have been really fun. In the last 2 days though, I’ve eaten alligator, had Nicaraguan and Mediterranean food, and spent an entire day on a boat. These are pretty good milestones for me.

If you’re interested, check out my Tumblr for a bunch of photos of what’s happened so far. And as sort of a sidenote, the Desktop Wallpaper Project will go on as usual, so be sure to come back on Wednesday for sure. As for tomorrow, I’m headed out to the Everglades, so I’m bringing my camera and taking a ton of pictures, so that could be fun.


Bobby Solomon

March 23, 2008 / By

The G.I. Joe Movie

I absolutely grew up on G.I. Joes, like I can’t think of any thing that occupied more of my time then playing with all my figures. I would have my best friend come over and we’d have these giant battles on the floor of my living room. So it’s of utmost importance that the powers that be don’t screw up the G.I. Joe movie!!! The photo above is just a taste of what there is to look forward to, and if the rest of the costumes look anything like this, I think we’re all in for a treat.

The movie is being directed by Stephen Sommers who’s most well known for The Mummy movies, which were definitely campy, but certainly fun and not exactly painful. The screenplay is being written by a guy who helped work on Pirates of the Caribbean and the other wrote the movie Swordfish, not the best, but certainly not the worst. The cast though, is where shit starts getting good:

Channing Tatum / Duke
Sienna Miller / The Baroness
Joseph Gordon-Levitt / Cobra Commander
Dennis Quaid / General Hawk
Rachel Nichols / Shana ‘Scarlett’ O’Hara
Christopher Eccleston / Destro
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje / Heavy Duty
Ray Park / Snake Eyes
Marlon Wayans / Ripcord
Arnold Vosloo / Zartan

That list is so good I could mess myself. Channing Tatum totally has the young, good looks for Duke. Sienna Miller seems like a really awesome choice for The Baroness, I’m sure she’ll be a bad-ass bitch. Joseph Gordon-Levitt seems like a weird choice for Cobra Commander, but as long as they don’t show his face I’m cool with it. As of recently I was talking shit on Dennis Quiad, but I just saw him in Vantage Point and he was awesome, so I’m definitely excited about him as General Hawk (I hope he has that effing amazing flying jet pack! hahaha). I’ve Never heard of Rachel Nichols (I never watch Alias) but she looks damn good as a redhead and should be awesome as Scarlett. Destro is being played by some dude from Heroes, so I’m sure people are gonna’ dig that. I’m really REALLY excited about Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje playing Heavy Duty, he was always such a giant bad-ass and I think Adewale is gonna be awesome. Ray Park is going to be Snake Eyes, and as you can see above, he looks great and is going to make such a rad ninja. Marlon Wayans as Ripcord does nothing for me, he’s just gonna’ say stupid one-liners the whole time. Finally, Arnold Vosloo was that evil mummy guy from The Mummy, so he should be rad as Zartan, I just hope he has some Dreadnaughts to lead!!

Sorry about my long ass rant, just had to get that out of me! The movie is supposed to come out on August 7th, 2009, so hopefully it sticks to the schedule!
For some extra nerdyness, check out the absolutely hysterical G.I. Joe parody videos under the cut. The second clip on the first video is kind of long and annoying, so if you can’t stand it just forward past it for more hilarity.

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Bobby Solomon

March 21, 2008 / By